Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
I hope you realize you just fucked up 300 children for the rest of their lives. F their lives.
#2 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:07am by fatfaceunited
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Nigger.
#36 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:11pm by nazooer
You're soooooo cool, nazooer.
We all want to be like you when we grow up.
#37 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:37pm by Witchcraft
dude ive heard my little sisters friends say fuck off and shes only 11...i don't think hearing the fuck word is really going to ruin anybody...fuck
#51 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:07am by lhcarpenter
Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway.
This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)
haha, I saw something really similar happen a few weeks ago. i was at my brother & sister's school awards night, and the class president was giving her valedictory address. After the first page, she turned over and obviously it was not the page she was expecting. She hesitated, flicked another page or so, shuffled her entire pile of papers (looked like about 4 pages), then said into the mic "sorry, I'll just be a moment"; shuffled the papers again, and obviously forgetting she had an uber-sensitive mic less than 12 inches from her face, muttered "sh*t" in front of probably about 800 students, parents, teachers, dignitaries, families & friends etc. She obviously didn't realise until a second later when everybody laughed. Upon hearing the laugh, her eyes widened, she looked up from her papers to look at the audience, and her hand flew up in front of her mouth. She stood like that for a good ten to fifteen seconds while we laughed again. She ended up going on with her speech, obviously having completely lost the page she was looking for. F her L.
Wow, you just basicly told the same story, only in the form of a WHOLE book
#8 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:36am by f_alltheirlives
The main character dies of a massive wall of text in the last chapter :O
#29 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:07pm by f_alltheirlives
Y were u saying it in the first place? No one says f**k if they forget something they try to rememBer it. Plus, 300 kids in primary school know it now.
#9 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:19am by barbud1314
who the heck uses the word "whilst"? thats like "this morning 'whilst' wakeing up, I learned that you're retarded..." It just doesn't work :P
#10 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:23am by baby_gurl2405
uhhh and who uses the word "wakeing"? look whos the retaaaard. whilst is a fine word maybe dumbass people are too dumb to use it :P !
#12 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:58am by citygirlnomore
We say it in Australia, where the poster is from. We also say "amongst". My American friends love that one.
You just gave those kids about a month's worth of education in a single syllable.
If I think of all the stuff I learned in school, only a few are more important than the F-word. I carry it with me every day and I use it like a linguistic Swiss Army knife. FML? STFU? WTF? Check, check and check. I've never used synthetic division in the real world, but we wasted a few days on that.
Very true, Perdix. I doubt those kids will ever need to draw a diagram of the Loop of Henle in the real world, but they'll be able to tell co-workers, spouses, and maybe even their own kids one day, to go fuck themselves. Now that's ejakashun!
#18 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:05am by flying_vegan
I really dont have to say much considering you used the word i was thinking of for you as your name,and 'omg u have messed up life as those kids saw it,you might as well have said Santa was a fake'
#14 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:35am by JustaAngel
If it's any consolation, most of them probably know the word anyway.
#16 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:50am by clockworklolita
Lol don't be so harsh on the poor girl, she didn't say it made her feel smarter, it probably made her feel stupid, hence posting it as an fml. It was an honest mistake and I'm sure most of us have done much worse. And being in Australia, well, half our infant population have dropped a few f bombs before the age of 3, well....the ones I've seen down the street do it anyways. Most kids parents swear around them so much its stupid, one person swearing in front of the school would've affected the grown ups more than the kids, they probably just giggled and thought it was naughty xD
yeah I agree those children are not only going to learn it, but also do it sooner and later. so don't worry
#23 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:41am by headphone84
That's a great handle you have on keeping your rage capped, OP. I'm surprised you even posted this. Good luck getting sympathy since that's the one thing you don't deserve. YDI.
#27 - On 11/19/2009 at 10:13am by blastvortex
HAHAHAH! it happens, all the time. how did this fuck with your life?
#28 - On 11/19/2009 at 11:25am by wongcf90
I was taught that if you are singing with a group of people, and you forget the words, it's best to just mouth the word "watermelon". By yourself though, it won't work you'll just end up looking dumb.
@15
No, swearing doesn't make you seem smarter. However...if people would use these words as tools of the language that we're speaking it wouldn't be as bad.
I agree that continous swearing and nonsense makes you seem like an idiot, but, you CAN use those words for emphasis and helping the idea you're trying to convey.
#34 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:51pm by XaosZaleski
this is why I hate old people so much they make such assumptios close minded comments that they should keep to them selfs
really just Shut you F****** mouth
#43 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:01pm by spendmoneyon420
It was "Girlfriend" by Avril L. (Sorry can't spell her name) wasn't it?
#46 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:39pm by MyLifeSucks_You
That is a WIN! I love it when people say profane stuff in front of a big group of people lol
#47 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:19pm by guy_on_the_couch
Primary like 5th or primary oike 1st. Besides alot of the younger people are corrupted as i would call them. I know a few 7 year olds that every other word they say is considered a bad word in this society
You should only use "whilst" if the next word begins with a vowel. Don't try to be smart unless you are willing to fail this hard again.
This reminds me of the song Good Riddance by Green Day... if you listen closely at the beginning you hear the guy mess up twice, then he whispers "fuck" and then he start playing.
#54 - On 11/22/2009 at 7:09pm by hellFighter
Aahahahas, who cares, they'll hear it one way or another.
At high-school, 'fuck' is like, the most common word out ;L
