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Today whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to mah song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to mah face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7896) - you deserved it (35335)

On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway.

This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

#3 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:09am by zoffix

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"Fishsticks"?

#5 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:26am by f_alltheirlives

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