Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (25749) - you totally deserved it (1312)
On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)
If i was the OP i would then ask the lady "How much for a ride" and point to a toy train
#18 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:42pm by JoyousWarsaw
wow, i am so excited yall!!! this is my first time ever commenting on a fml...and i dont have anything to say
That's when you point at the "Helium tank rentals" sign and made her feel like a complete ass, right?
No no. Take your arm. Go opposite shoulder, extend, and follow through. Slap a bitch.
#38 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:08pm by plexicos_father
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I thought I hit no when this popped up under moderate. damn!
#5 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:18pm by SupaSwaggin
Well, the OP said he was with his five year old daughter. Its one thing for someone to call you a perverted freak...but to say that and bitch at you infront of your kid?
#29 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:14pm by Red_Bull_yay
Go back and tell the manager.
Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
She most likely will, which definitely sucks. I live in Massachusetts and it SUCKS ASS up here. Everyone's so full of sh*t. GAHH! /end rant
OUCH. shes either really pretty, or... just an idiot. Probably the latter.
#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:23pm by Icy
She's most likely just thinks very highly of herself, like the chick in another FML where some guy was 'staring' at her on the bus (or train?) and she yelled at him, only to find out he's blind. There's a lot of bitches out there with this kind of mindset. I had one idiot yell at me for staring at her (When I had a very short haircut). I was staring at her cause she was my waitress and I was waiting for my drink refill that was taking her 20 minutes to get.
I know right? I was at a party once and went to sit outside with a friend and we asked a girl on a bench to please move over so we could sit too, and she just said "why should i move over for YOU?"
... get over yourself people, i think people should take life and themselves less seriously..
I'm guessing the person with short hair is a girl and the other girl in the story thought she was a man.
#89 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:28pm by boreddoubletears
No, Your Life is Awesome for meeting a girl who's obviously whoring it up on the side and nervous.... and you caught her, lol.
#14 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:28pm by justmeagirl
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Yeah, right. Your finger was pointing to the tank but your eyes were stuck on her chest.
#15 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:30pm by I_am_stupid_also
Someone who behaves like that in a toy store where many children are present should be fired on the spot! YDI badly if you didn't report her behavior!
Seconded 16. Report her and chew out her manager, make sure he fires her. Anyone that stupid doesn't deserve a job.
#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:01pm by TooBored13
OMG that was funny we kno what HER side business is lmao!
#19 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:45pm by Starfire22
Neither FYL or YDI... it's FHL for having a dirty mind in a toy shop. How else could she jump to that conclusion in those circumstances unless she had hookers on the brain?
#25 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:25pm by g_love_glove
Either way, there will be sucking and squealing tonight.
#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:40pm by Witchcraft
And high-pitched voices. . . whether it be the effect of the speed of sound in helium, or a hard kick to the testicles during a tricky Kama Sutra move.
Context.
Your question needed some.
(pretend that comment is a motivational poster if that makes it funnier)
#30 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:23pm by Brooklynxman
Why you trying to score helium? N2O will provide a much better time for you and the little one.
#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:32pm by BigK_Diet_Cola
wow got some funny comments but i swear to god people are retarded as hell sometimes
#34 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:51pm by HarperGirl
Meh, she was probably new and didn't realise it was there. on the other hand, you can now get her fired by talking to her manager.
#35 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:52pm by BelaLugosisdead
ha omg this made me laugh... i know that sounds horrible, but it shows you how many people need to pay more attention
#47 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:14pm by baby_gurl2405
Lol..prime example of the u.s. intelligence level (:
#49 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:21pm by sevenseasofrhye
Says the one who doesn't know how to type. If you must insult the intelligence level of a group, at least be grammatically correct about it.
Or you could choose not to generalize huge groups of people with nothing to back it up.
#91 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:33pm by boreddoubletears
I'm sure someone said this by now but you need to complain to her boss and get her ass fired for making a scene in front of your kid. if you didn't then you deserved it.
haha what a crazy woman! It would be legit if someone said that in my town considering that prostitution is legal here.
id say its more of a fuck her life kinda day.
and yes you should have gotten her fired and told her that in your defence she kinda looks like one.
Geez, how rude of her. You should've got this to the manager's attention.
#55 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:47pm by heartlessagony
complain to the management, act like the very idea of prostitution or talking about prostitution deeply offended you. get her ass fired.
Heh. You probably should have phrased that a little differently. xD
At least you know what she has on her mind. You did steer your daughter away from her while referring to her as a "slutty pervert," right? Oh, and drop a line to her superiors - getting her sorry ass canned might not be a bad idea.
#61 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:35am by blastvortex
Toy shop employees give it up easily, no joke. I was once with this chick who sold me Monopoly. Later that night, I was screwing her over the board.
Let's just say that she was the bank keeper, and I made a deposit!
Even though she misunderstood you. She could of been cool about it and said a random amount. People these days take things way to seriously even though their wrong and crazy in the head. Don't flatter yourself lady you work in a toystore.
#64 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:49am by Pikachu206
She was just jealous 'cause she applied to be a prostitute and didn't get the job.
#65 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:53am by ActionManly
Wow, I bet that woman was embarrassed after you told her you meant the helium tank!
If your daughter wasn't there, I would've thought this was funny and that the person who should really feel humiliated was the woman, but because your daughter was there, and had to listen to some lady cuss you out for no good reason, yeah, that sucks.
This is why women should not work outside the house. They are so full of themselves that they turn any comment or question into something sexual. Weather it is on purpose or by sheer stupidity.
#75 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:00pm by COBRAMORPH
This is why sexists should not post on the internet. They are so full of themselves that they can't even spell "whether" correctly while spewing their worthless bigoted comments.
That woman is a bitch, no reason to lump all women in with her.
