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Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33023) - you deserved it (1998)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

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dumb whore.

#3 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by Kimmik

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Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by anglicdvil524

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