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Man or woman?

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by anglicdvil524

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Go back and tell the manager.

Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.

#10 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:22pm by txgirl09

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