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Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

I agree, your life sucks (25749) - you totally deserved it (1312)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

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give it her good =)

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:13pm by quirinus

Today, feeling bitchy, I cursed out a [wo]man only to find out [s]he just wanted a helium tank. FML

#13 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:26pm by neonokku

If i was the OP i would then ask the lady "How much for a ride" and point to a toy train

#18 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:42pm by JoyousWarsaw

hahaha #18 =D

OP tell a cop to do that!

#22 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:16pm by FML_babe

wow, i am so excited yall!!! this is my first time ever commenting on a fml...and i dont have anything to say

#32 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:42pm by akayou

lady, don't flatter urself hahaa

#48 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:18pm by betty66

That's when you point at the "Helium tank rentals" sign and made her feel like a complete ass, right?

#62 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:14am by Reyo

Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by anglicdvil524

dumb whore.

#3 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by Kimmik

time to shank a bitch!!

#4 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by moon_mistress

No no. Take your arm. Go opposite shoulder, extend, and follow through. Slap a bitch.

#38 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:08pm by plexicos_father

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

I thought I hit no when this popped up under moderate. damn!

#5 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:18pm by SupaSwaggin

This comment has been moderated.

#6 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:20pm by strawberryswirl

And you care what some braindead twat that works in a dead-end job thinks of you why?

#7 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:20pm by Thanitos

Well, the OP said he was with his five year old daughter. Its one thing for someone to call you a perverted freak...but to say that and bitch at you infront of your kid?

#29 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:14pm by Red_Bull_yay

someone thinks a little too much of herself. (not you, I assume youre a man).

#8 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:21pm by doggie3

Go back and tell the manager.

Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.

#10 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:22pm by txgirl09

This. Get her fired.

#72 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:23am by Vrathal

oh how I hate stupid people, I hope she dosn't breed

#11 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:22pm by whocaresanyway

She most likely will, which definitely sucks. I live in Massachusetts and it SUCKS ASS up here. Everyone's so full of sh*t. GAHH! /end rant

#33 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:45pm by splydoms

OUCH. shes either really pretty, or... just an idiot. Probably the latter.

#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:23pm by Icy

She probably thinks she's really pretty but actually isn't.

#39 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:24pm by iwadasn

She's most likely just thinks very highly of herself, like the chick in another FML where some guy was 'staring' at her on the bus (or train?) and she yelled at him, only to find out he's blind. There's a lot of bitches out there with this kind of mindset. I had one idiot yell at me for staring at her (When I had a very short haircut). I was staring at her cause she was my waitress and I was waiting for my drink refill that was taking her 20 minutes to get.

#42 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:38pm by Luckster

I know right? I was at a party once and went to sit outside with a friend and we asked a girl on a bench to please move over so we could sit too, and she just said "why should i move over for YOU?"
... get over yourself people, i think people should take life and themselves less seriously..

#66 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:55am by omgwtfun

What does your hair have to do with it?

#84 - On 11/20/2009 at 7:54pm by Eltsc

I'm guessing the person with short hair is a girl and the other girl in the story thought she was a man.

#89 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:28pm by boreddoubletears

No, Your Life is Awesome for meeting a girl who's obviously whoring it up on the side and nervous.... and you caught her, lol.

#14 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:28pm by justmeagirl

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Yeah, right. Your finger was pointing to the tank but your eyes were stuck on her chest.

#15 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:30pm by I_am_stupid_also

you are stupid also

#17 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:41pm by blland

Someone who behaves like that in a toy store where many children are present should be fired on the spot! YDI badly if you didn't report her behavior!

#16 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:35pm by Luckster

Seconded 16. Report her and chew out her manager, make sure he fires her. Anyone that stupid doesn't deserve a job.

#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:01pm by TooBored13

"chew out her manager"?

lol intentional pun, or...?

#74 - On 11/19/2009 at 11:45am by repyourcliche

OMG that was funny we kno what HER side business is lmao!

#19 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:45pm by Starfire22

Psychotic much?

#20 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:47pm by letthemxeatcake

wow the person is a perv for callin u a perv

#21 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:10pm by ILoveMyLifeSoMuc

report her for offering herself for the night

#23 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:17pm by batosai33

omg I'm cracking up. Was she even attractive?

#24 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:24pm by Renegade0816

Neither FYL or YDI... it's FHL for having a dirty mind in a toy shop. How else could she jump to that conclusion in those circumstances unless she had hookers on the brain?

#25 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:25pm by g_love_glove

If you didn't have your kid with you, she'd have said, "Five hundred bucks plus cab fare."

#26 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:30pm by perdix

Either way, there will be sucking and squealing tonight.

#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:40pm by Witchcraft

And high-pitched voices. . . whether it be the effect of the speed of sound in helium, or a hard kick to the testicles during a tricky Kama Sutra move.

#54 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:14pm by perdix

I hope the latter!

#57 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:12am by Witchcraft

lol at 53

#78 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:43pm by imeverywhere

Wow, okay. Someone's mind is in the gutter.

#27 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:01pm by FruityLoooons

Sounds like you struck a nerve.

#28 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:12pm by aback

Context.
Your question needed some.

(pretend that comment is a motivational poster if that makes it funnier)

#30 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:23pm by Brooklynxman

Humor.
Your comment needed some.

#40 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:26pm by iwadasn

originality
your comment needs some.

#58 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:13am by kewlcat

Grammar.
Your post has none.

#70 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:45am by bgpink

Lives. You all need them. (As do I)

#90 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:31pm by boreddoubletears

Why you trying to score helium? N2O will provide a much better time for you and the little one.

#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:32pm by BigK_Diet_Cola

wow got some funny comments but i swear to god people are retarded as hell sometimes

#34 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:51pm by HarperGirl

Meh, she was probably new and didn't realise it was there. on the other hand, you can now get her fired by talking to her manager.

#35 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:52pm by BelaLugosisdead

i'd tell her to fuck off

#41 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:31pm by thekingjoe90

lolz

#43 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:48pm by person1000003

splydoms, I do too. an completley agree.

#44 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:59pm by doggie3

lmfao! that means shes a prostitute

#45 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:08pm by yourdeadtome

agreed

#73 - On 11/19/2009 at 11:36am by judemeister

what a BITCH!!

#46 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:08pm by psyco5000

ha omg this made me laugh... i know that sounds horrible, but it shows you how many people need to pay more attention

#47 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:14pm by baby_gurl2405

Lol..prime example of the u.s. intelligence level (:

#49 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:21pm by sevenseasofrhye

Says the one who doesn't know how to type. If you must insult the intelligence level of a group, at least be grammatically correct about it.

Or you could choose not to generalize huge groups of people with nothing to back it up.

#91 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:33pm by boreddoubletears

I'm sure someone said this by now but you need to complain to her boss and get her ass fired for making a scene in front of your kid. if you didn't then you deserved it.

#50 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:31pm by Lucky2u

haha what a crazy woman! It would be legit if someone said that in my town considering that prostitution is legal here.

#51 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:24pm by P_town12

id say its more of a fuck her life kinda day.
and yes you should have gotten her fired and told her that in your defence she kinda looks like one.

#52 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:25pm by cami66

Geez, how rude of her. You should've got this to the manager's attention.

#55 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:47pm by heartlessagony

good one I like this

#56 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:52pm by mrzero

So do you always suck helium before hiring a hooker, or was today a special occasion?

#59 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:21am by Ninjaface

complain to the management, act like the very idea of prostitution or talking about prostitution deeply offended you. get her ass fired.

#60 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:30am by Lehk

Heh. You probably should have phrased that a little differently. xD

At least you know what she has on her mind. You did steer your daughter away from her while referring to her as a "slutty pervert," right? Oh, and drop a line to her superiors - getting her sorry ass canned might not be a bad idea.

#61 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:35am by blastvortex

Toy shop employees give it up easily, no joke. I was once with this chick who sold me Monopoly. Later that night, I was screwing her over the board.

Let's just say that she was the bank keeper, and I made a deposit!

#63 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:39am by MiseryMan

Even though she misunderstood you. She could of been cool about it and said a random amount. People these days take things way to seriously even though their wrong and crazy in the head. Don't flatter yourself lady you work in a toystore.

#64 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:49am by Pikachu206

She was just jealous 'cause she applied to be a prostitute and didn't get the job.

#65 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:53am by ActionManly

that just blows.

#67 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:07am by definatelywierd

No, she didn't get the job.

#71 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:47am by bgpink

Wow, I bet that woman was embarrassed after you told her you meant the helium tank!

If your daughter wasn't there, I would've thought this was funny and that the person who should really feel humiliated was the woman, but because your daughter was there, and had to listen to some lady cuss you out for no good reason, yeah, that sucks.

#68 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:17am by teiso

I think that you should be specific ;)

#69 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:19am by shoieb9

This is why women should not work outside the house. They are so full of themselves that they turn any comment or question into something sexual. Weather it is on purpose or by sheer stupidity.

#75 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:00pm by COBRAMORPH

This is why sexists should not post on the internet. They are so full of themselves that they can't even spell "whether" correctly while spewing their worthless bigoted comments.

That woman is a bitch, no reason to lump all women in with her.

#80 - On 11/20/2009 at 11:34am by MouseyN

um... they spelled "whether" correctly...

#82 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:56pm by meeeeeeow

sorry my bad haha they spelled the wrong whether. i was looking at a different post first.

#83 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:15pm by meeeeeeow

WTF why didnt she THINK about what you obviously meant?!

#76 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:09pm by omgzdude

Don't children's parties usually happen during the day?

#77 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:27pm by mrsnesbitt

That dirty-minded woman. No. She's the pervert.

#81 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:46pm by ColdGold

hahahaha we now know what her night job is!

#85 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:29pm by thesunwillshine3

lol I was thinking the same thing.

#88 - On 02/01/2010 at 11:40am by Mi_Vida

Wow. Yeah, that was her mind in the gutter, not yours. Totally not your fault.

#86 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:00pm by tisiphone

YDI there are a thousand different ways to ask that

#87 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:44am by comedy_tragedy

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