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Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

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#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:08am by Zoockey

congratulations on being first(pathetic)!

thats actually a total win

#3 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:10am by firebird94

FML? More like, pure win.

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:09am by theanonymoose

yea being first on here is freakin hard!!
(even though i did it twice in one day) :D

#4 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:18am by GR3453m0nk3y

First fails at life.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:21am by i_is_a_tr00l

awww well at least it wernt on the floor!

#6 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:23am by bertiebass1

hahaha omg massive LOL.... that made me laugh soooooooooooooooo hard after I read it

#7 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:49am by xxAmberxx

Hilarious! I love it. This made my day.

#8 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:53am by Reality_bites

That's not FML, that's just funny.

#9 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:16am by mirage24

I suppose it could be counted as an FML.

After many months of trying to potty train the kid, he finally tells her that he goes. Then she sees he went elsewhere.

#10 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:19am by jts2

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

#11 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:25am by madderakka

Exactly!!

#18 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:06am by ratlets

Hey at least he's thinking about it and not just doing it anywhere.

#12 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:28am by HBubble

He probably saw the cat do it lol

#13 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:36am by bored690

Should have said "Isn't that cute.... BUT IT'S WRONG!!!" and then rubbed his face in it. ;-)

#14 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:38am by Jimboom

ROFL! I miss 2 Stupid Dogs =(

OP (whatever that stands for): Zannen desu lol but still funny

#31 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:03pm by AkihiroHattori5

Now if you can teach the cat to use the toilet...

#15 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:46am by startafire

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#16 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:00am by youthink

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#17 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:01am by softball_yes

Ah man, that's gotta be frustrating. But all you have to do now is get him to understand the potty is the human litterbox.

And I can totally see my son doing this when we get to potty-train him, LOL.

#19 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:00am by MamaC

Now get a new cat named Jinx and toilet-train it.

The Circle is now complete.

#20 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:02am by Brave_Sir_Robin

OK look see.. I'm aiming to fetch mah brandin' iron.

#21 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:52am by mercyFML

I am so going to teach my son to use the litter box :D. NO MORE FOLLOWING THE AGE OF THE TOILET!!!

#22 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:05am by DJ_Grim

haha that's awesome

#23 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:33am by mitis

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#24 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:22pm by bugmenotmofo

That's actually kinda cute...probably not very sanitary, but cute.

#25 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:23pm by o0ginger0o

I've always said if I have kids I was planning on litter training them. Holy crap its actually a possibility!

#26 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:27pm by Erindub

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#27 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:31pm by Blobenshnogen

Lol Kids these day eh?!
Lol

#28 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:55pm by Cristaderzi

its like ur cat starts using the toilet lol

#29 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:57pm by dEpPrEsSeDgIrL

no. just no.

#32 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:38pm by skatagurl

Aww that's cute ^_^

#30 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:02pm by epanssereves

that's the funniest fml that's been on here in a looong time. congratulations :)

#33 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:23pm by burnhamt23

and thats a bad thing- your kid rocks!

#34 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:56pm by smiley_chik17

aww poor kid! but at least u know hes capable of training himself not to use the floor

#35 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:01pm by baby_gurl2405

haha best fml ever

#36 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:16pm by erowlyn

I must say that it's kind of cute haha

#37 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:23pm by 5upernova

Consider yourself lucky. At least he didn't go on the floor!

#38 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:48pm by Laxloverr24

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#39 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:00pm by Liariah

that is so ridicuolously awesome. total win.

#40 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:08pm by Apachefire21

fuck it take it as a win at least he didnt shit in the hamper or something.

#41 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:52pm by delv88

exactly! Haha

#42 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:19pm by ohsosweet

Your kid has been exposed to too much "Hello Kitty" crap. Get him out of Japan as soon as possible.

#43 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:14pm by FerrariCake

oh jeez maybe he's watching the cats too much! hopefully he doesn't start drinking out of the toilet bowl instead of going potty in it. yikes!

#44 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:40pm by wambamtysam

hahaha cool kid

#45 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:02am by Gandalf_Baggins

Gross but very cute!! Honto kawai desu ne :) Your son must've been so proud too!

#46 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:07am by omghehehe

you're going to need to change the litter and wash the box no though, my friend peed in his cat's litter box when he was drunk cause he thought it would be funny and since it was no longer the cat's territory then cause it was no longer her smell she peed pretty much everywhere else in his apartment. I mean props to the cat for potty training the kid but if it's next lesson is what I suspect you're REALLY gonna be saying FML

#47 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:25am by Seventytimeseven

hahahahaha!!!

#48 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:16am by iZ3r0

lol! Thats so cute! Gross, but really cute! Now all you gotta do is potty train your cat! :P

#49 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:30am by ArtistsSunshine2

that's not a FML, that's just cute.

#50 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:00pm by eff_it_d00d

Maybe your son thinks he's a cat!!! hahahahahaha lol lol lol :)))

#51 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:40pm by CoolHipDude

haha thats mike my old cat but the opposite lol he went to the toilet while i tried to train him to go to the litter box ...

#52 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:56pm by nat22

ha ha!!! kids will be kids!!!

#53 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:12am by dragonflygal

tumbs up! thats how i got potty trained!!!!!!

#54 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:47pm by emjane126

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