Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore
haha that is great. that makes me happy that kids are still watching that show. nothing beats the original pokemon.
I would have never imagined this generation of kids knowing who Snorlax is, much less making it their favorite =)
#53 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:10pm by dudeitsdanny
what a loving daughter, first she pokes you in the eye and now she says your fat and lazy
#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:33am by whocaresanyway
That bites. "Yo Snorlax OWNS in this movie!" Funniest YouTube video ever. Almost.
#4 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:34am by Pipistrello
All I know about Pokemon is from previous FML's. You should be glad she didn't say Pikachu, because that means you are a slut.
Snorlax is the best Pokemon ever. She's only a kid, she doesn't know what she's saying and she'll progressively grow more responsible about precision of language and respect as she gets older.
LMFAO!! I just got that! Go to the GYM! Because in Pokemon, the characters go to different gyms and earn badges and youre ALSO telling him to go to a GYM TO LOSE WEIGHT!. GENIUS!!!
#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:35pm by Cant_Touch_This_
Mehh, could be worse. Snorlax is fucking awesome! XD
#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:51am by starlightwater
atleast she said you reminded her of her favorite Pokemon
#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:00am by sjbartholome
Ha! This girl's (meaning me) nickname's been Snorlax since I was 14. :P And I'm perfectly fine with that.
#19 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:07am by KrystalBall
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haha i cnt blieve she sed tht!! But at least she had a pokkkemon who is cute nd cuddly
#20 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:08am by Nobody_Luvz_Me
okay, I've had it now, this is the 6th FML by Dessaye, and the previous ones were by a man, this one's by a woman. you may be real because all your FMLs are about your daughter saying you're fat but this is becoming unrealistic. How's your scratched cornea? Didn't that happen like two days ago...
You either make stories up (a reason to choose Singapore would be that you can't see it on FML's map) or you have a daughter you have your hands full with. And if you speak the truth I must congratulate you on your good knowledge of English
Ok, there are 6 FML's by you, five are about your daughter. I think you need to teach her better manners. Since the five before this post were written by a man, I'm assuming that you're the pregnant wife, which means that you probably do look fat right now and shouldn't take it to heart, but if you're that concerned about what your daughter thinks about your weight, then maybe you should try diet and exercise. You should eat healthy if you're pregnant anyway.
Ah Pokemon.
The Golden Age of Childhood.
I remember when I was 8, me and my friends would see sleeping fat people at the beach and say "a wild snorlax appears" and throw one of those small plastic poké balls at them.
Something I am not proud of, but remember fondlynonetheless.
#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:38am by skittleface
Well what were you expecting? Lopunny? Gardevoir? Glameow? Jynx?
And for all of you "lol snorlax is awesome" people. Bitches don't know 'bout my Hitmonlee.
I reaaaaaaally think that something went wrong with your kids xD
Srsly teach her some good manners and social behavior
#32 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:20pm by Blabloop_Fishie
whoa this guy has 6 fmls posted and they are almost all about his daughter except one about his wife that puke on him when she was pregnant
Be happy you're not a wailord or a mamoswine or worst of all, a magikarp.
#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:32pm by Houndourpup
Being a former diehard Pokemon fan as a child, I almost DIED LMFAO!!!! Mainly because I remember that Snorlax was a fat lazy piece of crap who ATE everything and was mostly known for blocking roads, entrances, and paths that the kids needed to cross. He was SOO freaking fat and all he did was eat, sleep, and block everything. And your OWN daughter called you that! LMFAOO!!
#41 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:37pm by Cant_Touch_This_
what's wrong with snorlax? snorlax easily ranks in top 10 of all pokemon for HP and base stats, excluding legendaries. it can learn at least 5 out of 8 known HMs and it's only weak against fighting pokemon. as a die-hard poketard, i say this is not an FML, loser.
Everyone chill out about the OP making more than one fml
#44 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:53pm by PATastrophy102
LMAO!!! hhhmmm, i think my favorite was charmender and squirtle... those were the good old days
#49 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:35pm by jessxoxo28
WIN ROAR! HA! Most awesome thing EVER xD I myself am still a fan of Pokémon
#50 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:58pm by ThatDemonKid
OP, So that means you look like you have Elmo eyes, are fat and lazy, make a great pillow, have a scratched cornea and wear an eyepatch, have your daughters name written in sharpie all over you, and are covered in your wife's puke. It's amazing that you have so many fmls and that I can now imagine what you look like by reading them.
I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Pokemon to understand,
The power that's inside.
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!
POKEMON!
Ooooooh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
PO-KE-MON!
Gotta catch'em all
Gotta catch'em all
Yeaaahh..
Every challenge along the way,
With courage I'll face.
I will battle everyday,
To claim my rightful place.
Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better team.
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream.
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!
POKEMON!
Ooooohhhhh you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,
POKEMON!
Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!
POKEMON!
Ooooohhhhh you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,
PO-KE-MON!
Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
POKEMON!
#57 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:09pm by Desertman123
I doubt she would have said that if it weren't true in some way, shape, or form, pun intended (heehee).
#58 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:17pm by blastvortex
I told that to my mom about ten years ago, and she thought it was funny. I mostly said it because she slept a lot, though.
#59 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:51pm by MetricInchworm
I'm sure she thinks Snorlax is lovable, and you reminded her of that!
#61 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:07pm by Rosalind39
Bah, don't be so rash to pick out the fat and lazy part. Your child might've meant your comfy to put his/her head on or something, because that one is like a giant pillow, right?
#66 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:44am by Le_Pecheur
BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!! UR DAUGHTER RULES!!!!!!!!!
take it as a compliment. snorlax is also one of the most powerful normal types out there. its a beast in battle.
snorlax is not lazy he happens to have a sleep disorder called narcolepsy that causes him to fall asleep randomly
#69 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:36am by Andyangels27
LMFAO. I LOVE all the ones from Singapore! Kids there are so funny.
#71 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:21am by noshitsherlock
You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.
#78 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:57am by SeaCaptain
LET'S GET IT ON!
I want to beeee the best there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my caaaause!
#81 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:34pm by DJ_Chutfield
Get her a Pokéflute so she can play it to wake your fat ass up in case you ever roll on top of her in your sleep.
#80 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:32pm by DJ_Chutfield
Yur life sucks (: Ahah . PPl like yu make my day (: Sad i know -_- Don't judge me .
#85 - On 11/21/2009 at 5:27am by best_pacers
