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Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (2043)

On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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yar har fiddle deedee
being a pirate is all right with me
do what you want cuz a pirate is free
you
are
a pirate!

#3 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:02am by ohmygawdz

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+50

Sing back, "And you are so grounded."

#2 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:01am by LadyKaya

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+8

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