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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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Should be no problem as long as the story ended with you dying while taking them with you in a blaze of glory...

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:54pm by Brandosyn

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Heh...either you managed to annoy him in some manner or he's just one of those kids who is interested in death. One of the kids I tutor, a very cheerful child otherwise, is always going off on xxx killed yyy or xxx killed god. Probably because it gets a rise out of his mom. I think I would have just told the story....well, the first chapter. The only story where I die at the end is my autobiography. "You asked for it, Kid. My autobiography, chapter 1: birth..." Then I would threaten to tell the next chapter next time.

#7 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:35am by bryan314

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