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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (21548) - you deserved it (1739)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

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