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Today, my 5 year old daughter came back from a playdate at her new friend's house. Apparently, while she was there, her friend taught her a new way to get anything she wanted. That would be holding her breath until she passes out. FML

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - kids - by Pleasebreathe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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HAHA tell her if she does it too many times, her brain will explode. she won't do it anymore.

#3 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:55pm by daniivanity

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Really? Let her. It's not going to hurt her, and calling her bluff takes away her new weapon. She'll get over it faster if she wakes up to "Now go pick up your toys, please."

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:55pm by pope_suburban

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