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Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10324) - you deserved it (27749)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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I wouldn't want him over anymore if he's digging through your stuff! What a little brat!

#13 - On 03/14/2009 at 2:50pm by aridawn

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Heh, nipple tassels. That's just funny.

#11 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:44am by Guiseppi

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