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Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28168) - you deserved it (2963)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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