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Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Works starts in 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (2960)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:39am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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