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Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Works starts in 30 minutes. FML
Work starts in 30 minutes and you're on here posting a FML instead of cleaning yourself. Nice priorities there. YDI for posting and also for not watching your kid.
These FMLs are posted like days after they're written, so this advice probably comes too late, but for the future, rubbing alcohol does a decent job at taking permanent marker off stuff, including your skin. I have a spray bottle full of rubbing alcohol (for sanitizing things), and have it labeled in sharpie, and every time the alcohol drips on the bottle the ink runs.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.