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Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Works starts in 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (3151)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:39am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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Work starts in 30 minutes and you're on here posting a FML instead of cleaning yourself. Nice priorities there. YDI for posting and also for not watching your kid.

#4 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:06pm by TheTruth1428

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These FMLs are posted like days after they're written, so this advice probably comes too late, but for the future, rubbing alcohol does a decent job at taking permanent marker off stuff, including your skin. I have a spray bottle full of rubbing alcohol (for sanitizing things), and have it labeled in sharpie, and every time the alcohol drips on the bottle the ink runs.

#7 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:11pm by birds

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