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Today, while brushing my teeth my 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26881) - you deserved it (5504)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:01am - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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