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Today, while brushing my teeth my 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML


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On 09/25/2009 at 11:01am - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans. just get a new toothbrush, no problem. still disgusting though

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:50pm by Pointy130

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you have a smart kid. he may have just punk'ed you.

#1 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:38pm by flyboy57

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