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Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, she's right... you can't.

#2 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:12am by null

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Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

#7 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:37am by XRiseToFallAgain

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