Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
by joshinbaltimore / 03/22/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
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Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)
#3 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:20am by Tehalon
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wear a bra, maybe?
#6 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:13am by tweets
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