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Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

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You shoulda retorted with something like "I didn't do well in school, and look what happened to me. Now I'm stuck here trying to get my bastard son to do his homework. Do you want that to happen to you, son?" THAT would've got him to try harder in class.

#11 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:19am by pulpfiction

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That Sucks, Your mom ruined your validity. She took the respect your kid had for you and just shit all over it, I feel sorry for ya

#7 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:12pm by Whitenight

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