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Today, I woke up and noticed my son was not in his bedroom. Thinking he had ran away, I reported him missing and called all my relatives. After 3 hours, my son walked in the door. He was at his friends house where I dropped him off last night. My 14 year old told me to lay off the vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5852) - you deserved it (60395)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40pm - kids - by Momma (woman) - Canada

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