Today, I was lying in bed late at night trying to fall asleep. I blew my nose on a kleenex and was too lazy to get up and put it in the garbage. I threw it under my bed when I heard a whispery voice say "Thank you". It was my little brother trying to scare me. I peed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38487) - you totally deserved it (7555)
On 07/23/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
whoa ok u psycho calm down. If an FML makes u this crazy then u seriously need to get out more.
OP wow thats sad... Btw edit ur FML before u post it
seriously dude she just pissed herself. not that big of a deal. its actually kinda funny
#50 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:33pm by BUDWEISER
You need to chill out. Seriously. Don;t give yourself gray hair, and stop acting like you've never wet yourself before. Newsflash: when you're a baby and you wear diapers, you're sitting in your own piss. Now, go throw up, because the thought of that probably makes you sick too, right? So dramatic.
#60 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:05pm by ILoveJace01
Guys, I do think #43 was trolling. Doesn't the username 'backformorebitch' just scream "TROLL! OMG I IS TROLL!
@OP: Lol that's fucking hilarious. don't you just love little brothers?
#66 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:24pm by divineinstrument
the thing that really gets me about this FML is that the OP is a man, and if he has a younger brother whos old enough to think up something like this then he must be fairly old
What are you talking about he doesn't have to be old by any account. People who get scared do piss themselves sometimes anyway, regardless of age.
#77 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:39pm by divineinstrument
Can I be your friend? I always wanted to have a psycho friend...
#80 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:46pm by poptartkid
wow. if your THIS offended by an FML....maybe this whole internet thing, isn't right for you.... =/
and OP...wow.....LMAO =P
#107 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:52pm by f_myusername
wow looks like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed... Don't be mean to her, I almost peed myself laughing so hard at this
#140 - On 07/24/2009 at 8:11pm by sarahcontois
Haha I know right? Seriously, this isn't really a FML or a YDI. I'd label it as TFA (That's Fucking Awesome!). If there really was an existing TFA button, I'd press it :D
#158 - On 07/29/2009 at 9:26pm by Monie_Madness
LMAO!! AWESOME. I'm not one for pissing myself when I get scared, but a string of not so nice words do come out of my mouth.
#165 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:52pm by RemembertheTime
why would your brother say thank you for giving him a dirty kleenex? and im sorry you peed yourself..
because he said it in a whispery voice which makes it super creepy.
OP- there's only one way you can get back at him. super glue his favorite sock.
#68 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:27pm by worstpersonalive
He was pretending to be a monster/ghost under the bed and the OP fell for it. lol
#75 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:31pm by taoxyeuxmay
And it ended in hilarious results.
I'd do this too, no offense OP.
And wear glow-in-the-dark red eye contacts...
#122 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:47am by Shadow_Phantom
its....funny......
?
besides. no one else on here posts any fml's that make sense with "fml"
its just funny things that happen...and suck. lol
#102 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:45pm by kailarahne
no ones like is ever f'ed on here. alot of the time not.
and yeah kinda cause he peed himself. so yeah.
lol.
#104 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:49pm by kailarahne
Dude i would have been scared shitless too. There's a "boogey man" under your bed!!! omg hilarious
#6 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:06pm by MastaHorse
LOOOOOOOOOOL omfg - this made me laugh for like ten minutes straight.
#11 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:08pm by 14hatemachine
are you sure it was your nose that you blew into that kleenex in bed?
#14 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:12pm by pumpkin_escobar
haha aww my friend did that to his little brother and had the same result xD
#17 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:13pm by abandonship
ROFL
that's amazing XD
though, your life really isn't fucked. You just got pranked by your little brother :)
#23 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:24pm by pokeabibble
Well I'm sure his little brother would never let him forget it ;)
#64 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:21pm by yeahitstella
oh god. i cant stop laughing!
your little brother is awesome!!
oh shit make it stop! XD
#24 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:27pm by hazelwolfeyes
Lmao, that's awesome.
Just make sure you get back at him :)
#25 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:29pm by meanie_monday
I don't think you can actually say, "he was trying to scare me," if you pissed your sheets OP. Might want to give him a congrats on that, and out due him another day. Warm water to his hand while he's asleep does a great job.
aw, thats no fun...hes gotta scare the shit outta him...peeing the bed isnt as bad as having it scared out of you... :D take your time n plot...get him back...make it good...
#27 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:33pm by hazelwolfeyes
so you jacked off in a kleenex with your brother right under you.. thats the true fml... and why not throw it just on the floor? it had to be hidden under your bed if you only blew your nose? just say you jacked off in it, its ok
#28 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:33pm by fyourlife33
Er, that doesn't really make any sense. If I was too lazy to put my Kleenex in the trash, I would throw it under my bed too. If I forgot about I wouldn't want anyone coming in my room & seeing my boogies.
#78 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:39pm by KryptoniteKiss
He didn't jack off, he just blew his nose. Get your mind out of the gutter and learn to read, you freaking retard.
Haha, I literally laughed so hard it hurt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. This is the BEST fml!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
#31 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:40pm by GenesisGanstaa
Awesome prank. I'd give your bro a high five. Only way it could be better is if he taped it.
#32 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:43pm by VictimOfTheft
Oh shit, this is hilarious! I am over here literally laughing my ass of right now. That is just classic.
#35 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:46pm by prttyyngthng
Oh come on! Your seriously saying that if you heard a voice come from under your bed, you wouldn't scream/piss yourself? I find that hard to believe.
OP: That is genious! Your brother is the best. Just laugh it off, you got pranked :P
Edit: Ment to reply to 36.
#41 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:58pm by Sun_Kissed18
That's so fuckin weird. But you are a bit of a pansy for pissing yourself
#36 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:47pm by FuzzyWalnuts
haha sry u peed urself but that's funny as hell. u should have taken off ur pee invested clothes and threw them at ur bro
dont worry ther are good monsters under your bed but stay away from the closet thats where the bad monsters are
Your brother is pretty awesome, but I have to say I'd probably have cried if that happened to me.
#45 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:18pm by Twinklestar
wtf how long was he under your bed for? that just sounds so wrong and creepy...
#52 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:46pm by chinezeghurl
This is a -very- creepy FML. And you peed yourself over -that-? Really? Are you 4 years old or something?
#53 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:49pm by intotheblue
I did something like that to my brother once.
Usually I just hide behind a corner and wait for him to come around and then jump out at him, but i got tired of that. His blanket was hanging over the side of his bed so I hid behind it underneath his bed. I let him get settled in bed and then I tugged on the blanket. He got a little scared but blew it off, so I tugged on it again, a little harder this time. He freaks and jumps out of bed, probably to go to my parents, so I grab his ankle, still from under the bed, and he screams like a little school girl. (note that my brother was at least 12 at the time)
hahah
I do these kind of things to my brother too, he's 12 now also.
OP: that's hilarious. But sucks for you.
next time blow your load in a napkin, then hand it to him. that would be hilarious!
#55 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:53pm by macc55
Have you never heard of people getting so scared they wet themselves?
Some people have harder times controlling their bladder than others which would result in that kind of reaction.
#63 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:12pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
I never understand how people get so scared they lose control of their body functions. man up don't piss yourself
#57 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:01pm by Nightfallz
OP_ Are you sure your a man? I'll give a you a moment to check... No? Okay, good.
Also, you should murder that younger brother, and bury him in a dark forest.
Sooo, only female wet themselves out of fright huh? Why so sexist, people of any age/gender can wet themselves out of fear or even laughter.
And to the OP LOL I could not stop laughing, one of the most hilarious FMLs I've read by far hahaha.
#149 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:38am by tilted_logic
I really just laughed out loud when I read this.
I can imagine a voice whispering, "... Thank you..." in a wicked creepy way.
Hilarious!
Mission accomplished.
#62 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:10pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
I would have cried. Don't feel bad... and now you can get your little brother back for it! :] oh the possibilities...
#65 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:24pm by wheels_forever
Better get one of those low-to-the-floor futons. Let's see the lil bastard wedge himself underneath THAT.
(Your little brother is too cool, by the way)
I don't think you deserved it, but please, be sanitary. Don't throw tissues filled with snot under your bed. Why can't you just keep it on a nightstand or something!?
#69 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:40pm by TydusArandor
Once, I taped my brother to his bed, woke him up and said the house was on fire. He pissed himself too. I was grounded.
#83 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm by alwaysalady
OMG, that is the scariest thing :| I just might have peed myself too. Find a way to get him back ASAP.
That's interesting...when I read this FML I immediately assumed the OP was female, and so did so many of these commenters.
We're all biased :D
#91 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:10pm by airplanefood
Why...cause for some reason when I read an FML[or something] and someone says "I peed myself" I just imagine a guy..I dunno.
YDI for being disgusting and throwing a boogery tissue under your bed.
Seriously? Under the bed? I wonder how long that will be down there for.
#96 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:30pm by caseyface0801
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
your little brother is a little genius. :)
#100 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:18pm by mehwhateverr
Not trying to be rude.......but I will be anyways.
Why the fuck would you throw a used tissue under your bed? That's nasty.
#106 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:20pm by briesparksthesun
lmfao this was definitely one of my fave fmls
if someone doesn't make a comic out of this, i will ahah
#111 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:37pm by xcarcrashheart
Your brother's pretty good at pranks then. I totally would've peed myself. That and I would've ran out of the room and possibly hurt myself in the process.
hahaa. super great prank. i give him props. and thank you for posting this. i got a great laugh.
#114 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:32am by heyheyhey3
your brother is awesome! :p
I can imagine how freaky that would be, especially if you had been lying in bed for a while.
I hope you're going to get him back! Mwuahahahah
#115 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:35am by quantum_insanity
first FML I've laughed at in a really, REALLY long time...
#121 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:43am by fortunecookie
Awesomely hilarious. I burst out laughing when I read it, thanks for the laugh!!
#128 - On 07/24/2009 at 4:30am by Ocean_Sunset
He is your little brother, but now you are his piddle brother.
#129 - On 07/24/2009 at 4:36am by doof_fisch
Yep. thats one of the funniest things ever. Looks like somebody's little brother is amazing.
#134 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:28pm by lilmissfckinawsm
oh my god thats great, that made my day!!! i cant stop laughing
#136 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:11pm by miscellaneousact
LMAO!! Prolly the best FML ever.
Op, when you said pee, did you mean a little bit, or a huge stain? Let's just home your little brother didn't notice the pee!! (;
#141 - On 07/25/2009 at 12:48am by princessbeee
I'd not talk to my brother for a week if he did that, but shit. hah. That was hilarious and one day it wont be an FML, but more of a WMLBHS for whoa my little brother had style.
OMG ROTFLOL LMAO thats so fricken funny i about peed my pants laughing at you so hard! nice move by him
#143 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:40am by murph_derrty6
Lol too bad you didn't go throw in the trashcan cause your bro would of bro grabbed your leg and a shit load would fall on his head. LMAO can you imagine it?
#148 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:54am by Faruz
hahahahahahahahaha i probably would have peed myself too, then murdered my brother.
#151 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:06pm by jazmino15
I passed out there, I couldn't breath from laughing so friggin much
#164 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:26am by O_Olive
Dude, that is fucking AMAZING. I have just been inspired.
#166 - On 08/04/2009 at 5:25am by HagelBagel
haha omg this one is just great made me laugh lmao funny stuff
may you not pee your pants another night when a leprocon comes at night on st.patricks day lol
ahah! this is the best FML i've heard yet xD
my brother would soo do that -.-
#168 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:44am by foreverlemon
omg that is hilarious! dont feel bad though my friend did that to me the other day, except i didnt pee myself... i was kinda comming out of the bathroom so i had that covered! :)
#170 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:03am by nananicoalieee
Hahaha.
That was amazing.
I was laughing at that all day, at random moments I would think about it.
& I blow my nose alot because of my allergies, and that seems like something that would happen to me.
Amazing.
#173 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:27pm by BrookDarling
That was the funniest FML's I've ever read. Thank you for sharing! I would have peed too. : ) Classic.
