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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years told me she was pregnant. I started freaking out, so she put her arm around me and said, "Don't worry, it's not yours". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53440) - you deserved it (3399)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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