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Today, I decided to take a nap while babysitting my neighbors kids for the day. I was woken up by this obnoxious sound, only to find the youngest kid holding scissors in one hand, a pony tail of hair in his shorts jumping around like a horse, oh, and a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (55961)

On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - kids - by armybrat - United States (Virginia)

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umm, don't fall asleep when you should be watching children... duh

#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:32am by thabeast

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Don't nap while babysitting. You got off cheap. The kid could have got hold of a lighter and decided to play barbeque with the couch. You're paid to watch them. Sleep on your own time.

#3 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:32am by aback

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