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Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

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You can't have a proper arguement with a child. They don't listen to logic or reason. They'll scream "Autie's a lezzie! Auntie's a lezzie!" until you're beaten into submission.

#5 - On 02/27/2009 at 12:19am by genericnickname

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So, by saying you lost, you mean a 7-year-old actually convinced you that you're gay?

#14 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:17am by Amphysvena

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