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Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38607) - you deserved it (8276)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:16pm - kids - by flaggurl (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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