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By FMLFreakShow - 29/07/2016 17:25

Today, after being embarrassed in public, and disowned by my town, I had to go babysit. The kid is 12 and a boy. He kept asking to squeeze my boobs, and ass. I told him that's not polite. He walked into the kitchen, slammed his head on a counter then told his parents I beat him. FML
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samwilliams800 28

If you're gonna get accused of it you might as well smack the little turd a couple times.

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DRaffie 18

Holy shit that is super illegal and you are sadly ****** due to the legal system. So looks like you might have to move far far away

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DRaffie 18

Holy shit that is super illegal and you are sadly ****** due to the legal system. So looks like you might have to move far far away

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samwilliams800 28

If you're gonna get accused of it you might as well smack the little turd a couple times.

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Casual_Cthulhu 12

I'd like to hear more on why your town disowned you.

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GhostFox 33

It sure as hell is by your week OP. I'm guessing you live in a small town, where blood and money matters more than whether any actual crime took place? Small towns make me mildly homicidally angry. Never step in when someone's ACTUALLY being hurt, but bring out the pitchforks and shotguns because someone insulted so-and-so for killing a small animal. I'd look into legal counsel from out of town if it comes down to it.

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