Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

by Mj / 07/19/2016 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

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  • It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.

    #3 - On 07/20/2016 at 12:59pm by drpepperking10

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  • This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?

    #8 - On 07/20/2016 at 1:47pm by krazy789

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