Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML

by Ban Hammered / 05/25/2016 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Kids

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  • Why do people take ridiculous things little kids say seriously one minute and then when a kid is telling the truth about being bullied or something they get ignored?

    #5 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:43am by writerchic85

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  • You're not supposed to disappoint the Chuck

    #3 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:42am by trashyant

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