Kids: Today, I was checking over my brother's science project involving... - FML

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By just tryin' to be helpful - 19/05/2016 04:06 - United States - King George

Today, I was checking over my brother's science project involving space travel. When I pointed out things I thought he'd lose points for (taking 1,000,000 gallons of water to space, using "ion waves" to bend spacetime, detonating 1 billion+ kiloton bombs), he got mad at me for "criticizing" him. FML

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dontmindme7 9

Thursday 19 May 2016 22:54

Wtf did i just read?!?

HyperTek 16

Thursday 19 May 2016 16:04

Sounds like an immature twat. Let him frail

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HyperTek 16

Thursday 19 May 2016 16:04

Sounds like an immature twat. Let him frail

dontmindme7 9

Thursday 19 May 2016 22:54

Wtf did i just read?!?

farmgirl98 14

Friday 20 May 2016 20:24

Sounds like he's got quite the imagination! Ya know who else had an overactive imagination? Albert Einstein. Lol! Let him do what he's gonna do, and learn the hard way from his teachers.

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