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By notdeadyet - 01/05/2016 23:40 - United States - Houston
Today, I overheard my 13 year old daughter practicing giving my eulogy. As if that wasn't bad enough, it included phrases such as "I never thought she wouldn't be at my 14th birthday party" and "Christmas just won't be the same this year", implying I am going to die before the years up. FML
Creepy teenager! Maybe she's planning to off you!