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By garibu - 29/04/2016 03:18 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I jumped on to the bus and hopped into the only available seat which a small child had just vacated. Upon sitting down I could feel a wet substance seeping through into my pants. As it turns out the child had peed himself and I was now sitting in it. FML

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