Kids: Today, my 15 year old son told me that if school shooters were...

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By devilchild - 28/04/2016 03:52 - United States

Today, my 15 year old son told me that if school shooters were smart they would pull the fire alarm so everyone was in one place. I don't know if I should be worried or not. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 11:41

That is certainly disturbing, but it makes sense!

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False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 11:41

That is certainly disturbing, but it makes sense!

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