Kids: Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside...

By TheNotSoGoodDay - 25/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Charlestown

Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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Get me out

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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Didn't see that one coming

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 12:00

Today, as a prank my brother handcuffed me to the pole in the bus and ran out with my phone. The bus driver couldn’t hear me upstairs, so I was driven all the way to the end of the line, and without my phone I couldn’t even pay the fare for a return trip. I had to walk 7 miles home in heels. FML

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By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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Let me out!

By Archie - 07/01/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

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Tejanoswhy 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:40

Time to cancel their tickets

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:53

Hmm, I guess they'd be feline your wrath when you got out?

Comments

allie2590 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:39

Wow, your brothers are assholes. I hope the cat was good company at least.

Tejanoswhy 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:40

Time to cancel their tickets

rag97 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:41

You know, they probably charge extra carriage for a human.

nash1991 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:42

Well at least they left you the cat for company

pancaklover 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:43

Why would you let them do that?

FujisakiChihiro 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:51

Maybe OP was asleep or something.

primadonna9396 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:17

I highly doubt OP 'let' them. If it was 2 or 3 against 1, there probably wasn't much he could do.

GrahamLikeABoss 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:53

That sucks OP, but I can't really sympathize with you, because you did let them do it. So YDI.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:53

Hmm, I guess they'd be feline your wrath when you got out?

DashPlays 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:36

That pun was a CATastrophe

CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:37

You're kitten me right? It's not that bad compared to your paw attempt.

dada124 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:58

What happened to YDI? Both these buttons mean the same thing.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:30

They will be bringing back YDI soon, read the newest blog post comments.

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:38

Weird. Is that button gone then? Everything is still the same on my phone at least.

AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:01

Well, you probably shouldn't have allowed them to put you in a bag, unless they were really rough or subdued you you should've been able to get away. That said, your brothers are assholes.