Today, as I was getting out of the car, my 7-year-old son opened the door for me. I thought it was very gentlemanly of him to do that, until he smashed my thumb with the car door. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2016 at 10:38am / United States (California) / Kids
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Him smashing your thumb probably wasn't on purpose
#1 - On 04/25/2016 at 4:33am by wheresmymary
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It could have been an accident, but then again, children can be pretty evil.
#5 - On 04/25/2016 at 5:12am by tittyboomboom
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