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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister and I were messing around (she is 6), I went outside to grab something and I saw her close the door. I kept pushing and pushing and I couldnt get in. Then I rammed the door a few times breaking the rim of the door slightly. The door was a pull not push. FML

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