Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

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  • If you know what they're talking about, just call her out on it. I mean, you are the parent

    #1 - On 04/10/2016 at 1:38am by Steffi3

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  • Break his pencil if it gets anywhere near her sharpener! That'll learn him a thing or two :)

    #2 - On 04/10/2016 at 1:41am by Sir_ND_Pity

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