Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
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Clock him solidly around the head. Dominance asserted.
#4 - On 03/17/2016 at 6:10am by Wizardo
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Well at least he didn't pee on you.
#1 - On 03/17/2016 at 6:04am by arano
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