Worst life hack ever

By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
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Welshite 39

Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

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Stephencharis 14

oh myyyy! not when I am eating....

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krazy789 28

Hey @gentleman54 i guess you're new here. We avoid the "shitty" and "crappy" puns.

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milehigh52 22

#35 No we don't. There is a few comments like that on every FML that has to do with shit. However, people do down vote the hell out of it. But it doesn't seem to matter. Those comments seem inevitable.

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Welshite 39

Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

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arielmr116 18

The fml does say "little cousin". Here's hoping he's under the age of 5 and doesn't know better

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whysojealous 18

Unfortunately, I've met lots of children who try to justify not washing hands so you arn't alone OP -_-

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milehigh52 22

Why not? His hands are clean. His ass however, well that's a different story.

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nash1991 20

Stories like these make me wonder why I'm in medical school at all. If everyone follows impeccable logic like this kid, I'll be outta patients in no time.

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tantanpanda 26

You'll still get patients either way, from people with skin infections to people in the ER because of their fantastic logic.

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