Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids

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  • There's no future in superheroes these days, he should aim to be a web designer.

    #2 - On 02/04/2016 at 5:17am by mellyski

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  • I think he missed the part about it needing to be radioactive.

    #1 - On 02/04/2016 at 5:14am by anonymuse

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