Dream baby dream

By MandieL - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 759
You deserved it 1 897
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Top comments

unicornpoopstain 18

Much better you falling than her falling OP, but still that sucks FYL

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booze_n_bitches 37

Oh, could've been much worse. *and it was all a dreeeeam* *swooshy screen wipe*

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Comments

unicornpoopstain 18

Much better you falling than her falling OP, but still that sucks FYL

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Kermy1113 23

Better you than her? Sucks that you couldn't save yourself though

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LyricaSilvan 29

"Sucks you couldn't save yourself." And just how would you expect someone to be able to stop themselves from falling off their bed while they're subconscious?

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Replyka 17

You don't expect them to. It's a situation where they couldn't, and that sucks.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Didn't sound like you were joking. Might wanna work on your sense of humor.

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jansdrs 19

I don't think the kid caused op to fall off the bed unintentionally.

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anonymousyogi 8

#20 pretty sure he meant how having kids affects your mind because it really does.

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Mathalamus 24

Well, at least it didn't really happen.

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SoBeSatan 22

I'm sure as a parent you would prefer the later anyway. I hope you didn't hurt in the morning!

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booze_n_bitches 37

Oh, could've been much worse. *and it was all a dreeeeam* *swooshy screen wipe*

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Nomaddict 14

Well at least you're still a good parent in your dreams!

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