Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML

by Denise1988 / 11/10/2015 at 12:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids

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  • This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company.

    As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.

    #11 - On 11/10/2015 at 7:38pm by Tripartita

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  • Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!

    #3 - On 11/10/2015 at 7:21pm by Steve95401

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