Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML
by Failed_Dad / 09/25/2015 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Kids
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If eggs are fruit, can bacon be a green leafy vegetable? Then I can eat healthy.
#14 - On 09/25/2015 at 12:59pm by Goblin182
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Well, I guess I can tell the doctor I get plenty of fruit in my diet.
#2 - On 09/25/2015 at 12:43pm by LadyGagasNipple
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