Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML

by busmonster / 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

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  • The wheels on the bus go "nom nom nom".

    #2 - On 09/12/2015 at 2:08pm by EatOrphans4Fun

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  • YDI... There is no need to fool children into doing the things you want them to do. Tell them the truth and have them face reality. They will thank you for it in the future.

    #1 - On 09/12/2015 at 2:08pm by randomguy76

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