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By foreveralone - 09/06/2015 15:15 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone finally told me that they couldn't live without me and that they love me more than anything. It was a student in my year 1 class. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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You deserved it 1 843

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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You deserved it 1 825

By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 621

By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 132

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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You deserved it 3 957

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 461

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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MandyO 15

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:46

Tread lightly, my friend. Tread lightly.

nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:45

This reminds me of that movie Bad Teacher.

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nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:45

This reminds me of that movie Bad Teacher.

Khaleesi_26 30

Wednesday 10 June 2015 1:49

Or That's My Boy.

MandyO 15

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:46

Tread lightly, my friend. Tread lightly.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:47

You never now whose life you will make a difference in!

pleasedie 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:48

I'd report that to the principle asap just in case so if she says you came on to her it'll be on file.

pleasedie 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 1:08

Jeez you guys have no humor

ShannonBitt 29

Wednesday 10 June 2015 3:08

Your statement didn't sound humorous at all.

jerryj 27

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:02

Are we supposed to find the humor in your username as well?

Mauskau 35

Thursday 11 June 2015 3:16

Year 1 means they are probably only about 5-7 years old, so they shouldn't come onto OP.

Bricktothehead 21

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:48

Based on everything I've seen on FML, I would tell their parents and/or principal before they try to convince people you went after them first. Here's hoping someone you want to hear those things from says them to you real soon!

EatUrGreens 20

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:43

Dude, year 1s are 5 year olds..

immunetoinsanity 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:49

Hey, at least somebody loves you.

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:52

Well if it's meant to be you should go for it.

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Wednesday 10 June 2015 6:45

You should reevaluate your lifestyle

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:48

Why is that?

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 8:31

This post is about a first grader, not a college freshman or something.

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:37

.... .... I thought it was a college freshman. This makes sense now.

zahidnasir 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:52

How cute :) You sound a very friendly teacher

extrasnipes 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:53

Pretty stupid question but my year 1 does she mean grade 1 class?

LindseyTheMoose 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 2:36

Yeah. A year 1 class is like 1st grade in America.

shailenexcarverx 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:53

Year 1 is 6-7 year olds in Western Australia, and I think he deserves it, but the good type of deserve

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