Kids: Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped...

By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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ninjaassassinguy 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:38

What a great fake parent

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:41

Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll

Comments

ninjaassassinguy 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:38

What a great fake parent

SlimDanny 15

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:05

Classic misunderstanding

Way2Fast8 20

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:38

This story was wild from start from finish

Swandive235 27

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:02

He probably got recorded on some sort of how to catch a predator show.

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:50

I'm Jim Henson with Baitline. Would you like to tell our audience what you were going to do with Miss Piggy?

may14th 26

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:39

was this one of those social experiments?

Sansa_fml 38

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:59

In that case, if it whas about being a good parent, that women failed. if it's about how people react who see this happening, OP passed the test.

ebonyirony 29

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:06

those are bullshit anyway. like that john quiones(sp) show people who watch those types of shows probably already do the right thing so watching people do the right thing on them is this weird masturbatory pat on the back. "hey i would do that too. yeahh. "

swaglesshipster 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:40

At least you tried your hearts in the right place :)

MrEatYourDog 14

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:40

They see me rolling. They hating. Tryna catch me riding dirty

khaoticpanda 28

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:24

Tryna catch me stealin babies

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:41

Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll

ThatHorse 15

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:35

Plot twist #2: The woman wanted that to happen so she intentionally left the baby doll behind.

logic368 8

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:42

That woman must have been a troll on a roll with a doll. Lol

ber4fun 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:43

Still doesn't explain why she just left it there.

nityasomaiya 46

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:55

Ooh, something's fishy. There could be drugs in the doll. After all, she was carrying it around in a stroller. Either that, or the lady was crazy (with desire of a child).