Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
by mokki / 03/31/2015 at 8:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
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that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...
#1 - On 03/31/2015 at 6:25pm by ChocolateScyther
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If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.
#4 - On 03/31/2015 at 6:26pm by Bricktothehead
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