Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Kids

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  • Kids say the funniest things. Once, a 2 year old girl I was babysitting pointed at my boobs and went "why are your apples bigger than my mommy's??"
    Sometimes you've just gotta laugh because that's really all you can do

    #4 - On 03/25/2015 at 2:25am by lex1459

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  • You should have made her disappear in a puff of smoke ;)

    #1 - On 03/25/2015 at 2:23am by Miss_Chevious

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