Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

by Clive81 / 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

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  • Well, your son has a future in the professionals

    #1 - On 02/17/2015 at 6:11pm by zach205

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  • If he's little, it sounds pretty adorable; if he's older, he's a strategic asshole.

    #5 - On 02/17/2015 at 6:13pm by _kyleG_

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