Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 6:57am / United States (Michigan) / Kids

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  • Record him saying all of that, make 100% sure that it saved, and then call his parents and tell them to come home immediately to show them the video. That shit's not cool and he needs some serious discipline.

    (Make sure he doesn't know you recorded him and doesn't have access to your phone so he can't delete it).

    #10 - On 01/21/2015 at 6:11pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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  • Should have told him to sit down and shut up before he ends up on a milk carton

    #17 - On 01/21/2015 at 6:18pm by MrZsDad

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