Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML

by NoBabies / 11/08/2014 at 11:06pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

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  • I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.

    #3 - On 11/09/2014 at 1:17pm by sweetest_jenn

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  • Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.

    #1 - On 11/09/2014 at 1:13pm by devildog562

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