Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids
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Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.
#1 - On 10/06/2014 at 2:39am by MartinDJ
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"It's fking rotten!!"
#3 - On 10/06/2014 at 2:40am by kipperin
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