Good boy, bad boy

By Anonymoose - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 996
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Top comments

Emmiii_fml 18

Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.

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tantanpanda 26

I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.

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tantanpanda 26

I see a future hair stylist... or comedian.

93 6
VengeanceChicken 12

Apply water to burn area.

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BigLatchZatch 14

The kid is going places, not college, but places.

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brivielle 15

Plot twist. The cat got the kid and the dog stoned. And then shaved the dog.

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cadillacgal79 32

Well look on the bright side, you'll have half the hair to clean up when it sheds.

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Emmiii_fml 18

Poor dog :( Hope he didn't hurt the dog while shaving it at least.

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sayyestothedress 24

I agree but at least it was a dog and not a child!

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azelk 8

#30 Dogs are innocent, I'd rather it be a child.

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bethyworks 16

Well are we talking babies or toddlers?

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spatula232 25

Be grateful they didn't hurt themselves, it could've ended much worse...

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gracehi 31

Make him shave the rest of the dog... OR shave half his head. let's see how he likes it.

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cakefete2 30

Do you think he shaved the dog by accident? His laughing means he knew what he did. If he is half shaven, he learns to not do to others what he doesn't want done to him.

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CryosFear 14

He's like 7, that would be a complete bitch thing to do

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smokecloud_ 37

I was 8-9 in third grade, and knew better than to give the pets haircuts.

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gracehi 31

Just so you know, I was half joking... just half. If I was the parent, I would seriously consider shaving half the kid's head as punishment, but I'd probably end up just making him shave the rest of the dog and then give him grooming duties for the rest of the year as well as a week long grounding.

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sarah5745 41

I would totally understand why the kid shaved the dog like Simba if he did :)

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redstone7693 29

How was the kid even able to do that??!???!!!!

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loserman67 35

Could have been worse, could have been a half-shaved third grader and a laughing dog...

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Nyx7 24

Or a dead dog and kid, and the cat acting shifty as hell

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Stazza11 27

Yea... that escalated at the speed of light.

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eaglerob 20

3rd grade and couldn't even finish the job...poor doggie :|

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Nyx7 24

I say shave half the kid's head and see how he likes it when he goes to school

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auro7 18

I'm pretty sure the average third grader would wear it with pride.

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