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Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

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parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.

#1 - On 08/28/2014 at 11:33pm by crushcrusher

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My brother was the golden child until he got high and tried to run over our Mum in his car. So, you know... Anything is possible.

Also she felt so bad she bought me $4000 of furniture. It doesn't make up for 24 years of being ignored, but it's a start.

#9 - On 08/28/2014 at 11:38pm by Earths_Venus

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