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Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

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On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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At least he didn't teach her the big N word.

#1 - On 08/18/2014 at 11:01am by namine120409

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So now she will be even more of a hassle in public. At least its not the naughty N word.

#2 - On 08/18/2014 at 11:02am by CHUBBYninja

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