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Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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On 08/09/2014 at 1:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

#1 - On 08/09/2014 at 4:52pm by Hunthas

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Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

#2 - On 08/09/2014 at 4:53pm by mz135

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